Currently Listening Smallville, Vol. 1: The Talon Mix By Various Artists Remy Zero - Save me. see related

I got a camera! woo!

So I bought a digital camera!! woo!!!! it was only 400 dollars. it was worth it though. its so freakin awesome. and clearly I have to show you  a bunch of pictures I've taken with it.

This is the first picture I took with my brand new camera. and no it wasnt on purpose

This is one of my coworkers Dale. he showed me how to acctually use my camera. He's pretty cool.

 This is one of my managers Daryl. He's pretty awesome.

 This is another coworker of mine. Debbie. She's incredably sweet. you  cant not love deb.

This is Mike. yeah I hate him with a passion. Seriously just wanna punch him in the face. he thinks he knows everything.. .and hes trying to replace Steve who was the coolest guy ever but got fired. So if you ever shop at officemax and this guy helps you... complain about him or tell him he sucks.

This is my new manager Fran. This is a picture of a tree! I really pretty tree.

This is Kerri. Shes.... odd.... but pretty cool.

This is Heather. Shes awesome.. really fun to work with.

And this is Heather two seconds after the first picture laughing at me.

This is my all time Favorite person to work with. He's hilarious man! Dabar Rocks.

Now this was an attempted picture of Bryan and Dabar together.... they were walking too fast for my camera to get the picture I wanted. either that or I just suck at aiming.

Now that I've bored everyone to death with my pictures I'm done updating now. I really need a life.... all I do is work... someone save me! today is my day off though. I got Jack sparrow a new crate! he's adorable in it. I have to give him a bath and take his picture and put it up here.

Currently Listening Have a Nice Day By Bon Jovi bells of freedom see related

Its so big. when I fly I have to shove it in the overhead cargo space and when its time to get off t

I"M ALIVE!!!!!! yeah thats right I'm finally updating! not much new though. I had to go black and red because one of the coolest days of the year is coming up!!!!! yeah thats right its halloween soon!!!!!! I'm excited. hopefully I dont have to work and can hang out! I'll find out in the middle of this week if I have to work or not so jess be expecting a call!

so I dont have much to talk about because lately my schedule has been insane. I get up at like 6 in the morning go to work until 9 go to sleep and do it all over again. I only get one day off next week! thats ok though its an easy job. so speaking of work. I'm sure you all know how much I love puke. like alot. well a few weeks ago I'm  working with this guy pauley. he's pretty cool nice guy a little creepy. well I had to pull this big like two hundred pound glass desk so my manager bob tells pauley to help me. so I'm sliding the desk off the shelf thats like three or four feet off the ground and pauley comes over and just sits on the ladder next me. he's like "do you got that?" oh yeah its two hundred pounds glass and I'm the clumbsiest person alive but I got it! dont get up! so he stands up helps me put on the hand truck and makes a really weird noise. I look at him and he's all pale and I ask him if he's ok and hes like no I'm gonna be sick in a minute. so I back up and he just stands there and starts gagging. the bathroom is literally five steps away but he stands there and just starts spewing all over the floor!!!! right in front of me!!! it was so disgusting! man I wanted to just knock him out. so while hes puking I'm wheeling this 200 pound desk backwards because I dont want to take the time to turn around I wanted to just get out of there fast so I'm walking backwards through the store with this desk knocking things off shelves and I get to the front. at this point I'm shaking and pale cuz thats what I do when I see or hear someone puke. so I get there and Bobs like... are you feeling  ok? do you need to take a break or go home or something? I'm like NO! but pauley needs to go home hes back there pukeing!!! so yeah it was fun.

oh! another fun work story. so yesterday I'm going into the cash office to count down my drawer and Sarah one of my other managers asks me to turn on the other light. so I'm looking at the walls looking for the light switch and she points at the shelf and says that one right there under the shelf. so me being the smartest person alive reach for the only switch I see because the acctual switch was right under the shelf that you had to be sitting down to see. so I see this little box screwed on the wall and there was a little switch on the bottom of it. it looked like you could turn it or something so I thought it was like one of those light dimmers or something. so I go to try it and I'm fiddling with it for a second and it presses up inside the box. sarah looks at me because the lights not going on and she says. oh no.... you didnt just press that button did you? oh thats not good... hmm.... oh thats not good." and she's being really calm and everything so I'm thinking I just locked us in or something and someone with keys has to let us out. so over the radio she says "hey jim... (whos one of my other managers) um... I think erica just accidently hit the button on the wall in here." and again she says it so calm. so I'm thinking oh no big deal he'll fix whatever I do. but then I hear over the radio a bit more paniced then sarah "dont tell me she hit the panic button." so sarah says "um well yeah if the button under the box in here is the panic button thats what she pushed." so like two seconds later Jim comes in the room and hes calls the security people and then says well I'm gonna go outside and wait for the police. and he walked out shaking his head at me. So Sarah tells me it happens all the time and she's the button before and its not big deal. so after my count I make it to the front of the store just in time to see like five cops run in the exit door to be informed it was a false alarm that the cashier accidently hit the button. so they leave all disgruntled like damn we didnt get to shoot anyone. and jims making jokes like I should make you clean the toilets with a toothbrush. so I think its over and its fine and I'm calm again. then next thing I know the phone rings jim answers it and a minute later he's running back to the cash office. now if you've ever met jim nothing about work is important enough to run for. but he was running. so I'm freaking  out and asking everyone whats going on they dont know but theyre finding much amusement in my freaking out. so I go back to talk to pad whos been working the copy center for 15 years and he tells me the panic button has never been pushed since he's been there. so that made me feel lots better. I'm the only idiot in 15 years to push the panic button. so like ten minutes later jim comes running out of the cash office asking for plyers or a screw driver and he says the panic button is stuck! STUCK!!! I got the freakin panic button stuck! so he's clearly annoyed and pissed off and the cops came again and jim had to show them the stuck button to get them to leave. so he spends like ten more minutes trying to fix the button and he had to completely dismantle the entire thing so itd stop going off. so yeah now we dont have a panic button and the store could get fined a thousand dollars and its all my fault. and to top it all off I get to open with jim alone tomorrow! which should be fun cuz he's so mad at me. I told pad that if I'm not there when he gets to work to look for my dead body cuz jims gonna kill me. they should really label that button or paint it red or something. oh yeah by the way... the light switch had a sticker that said up on and down off and it said LIGHT underneath it. so yeah. I'm talented.

hmm what else is new? OH YEAH!!!! i WENT AND SAW THE STROKES WITH JESS WHICH WAS TOTALLY FUCKING AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!! we were right in the front. seriously it was great except the creepy chick behind us who kept rubbing her ass on us but she went away so it was all good. even the opening bands were pretty good. it was awesome. and I went and saw CRAIG FERGUSON LAST WEEK! HE WAS equally as awesome!!! he was hilarious it was awesome. and my seat was like right on the stage. well not really but I was so close my leg was resting on the stage. well now that I've bored you all with my update I'm off to do who knows what!

oh god! I'm on fire!! save me jesus! save me tom cruise! save me with your witch craft!